The Joy of Dealing With corporate America

In the effort to continually be a good, intelligent mate, and keep a wary eye on incoming expenses...The female of the pack has to continually be on the lookout for the weakest link...The one bill that sticks out as the biggest liability to the pack....Cut it from the rest, hunt it down...And annihilate said beast and replace it with one more in tune with the packs harmonic structure....Hence the death of SBC....a foul beast...Unwilling to cooperate with the rest of the bills....Wanting to penalize us for finding a better deal by doubling the price of our DSL service.....BAD CHOICE....For to mess with the female of the pack is to piss the male of the pack off....In a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG way....And cause him to send down the order that "the service must go....Find a better deal" and thus the female begins the quest to find that one GREAT deal....And the hunt begins...Looking diligently through webpage after webpage until the alpha pair find and choose the one product and/or service that stands head and shoulders above the rest, therefore rendering the beast known as SBC DSL completely useless. The female snickers wickedly, her instinct for "going straight for the juggler" thus satisfied, causing the male to pat her on the shoulder and tell her what a wonderful, attentive mate she truly is.....And the entire pack can now rest easy, knowing the the female in on the prowl, still looking for other great deals for her family...